me at this point in the semester
funny story
i found out my little brother had been stealing my halloween candy from my bedroom because it would keep missing and i found the wrappers in his room. one day while some friends were over and we were in the same room i said “i’m sure glad i haven’t eaten any of my candy, turns out it was laced with poison” and i’ve never seen him turn so pale. he’s never stolen candy again.
Saying “Your worst enemy” makes it sound like your enemy is doing a terrible job at being your enemy.
Back to School
- Kindergarten: No mom please please I don't want to go please take me home
- Elementary/Middle: I can't wait to see my friends!!! this is gonna be a great school year bye mom!
- High school: No mom please please I don't want to go please take me home
“skinny jeans don’t look good on you”
“you have a pimple”
“your music taste is weird”
“why is your hair so short”
“you should go to the gym”
“why do you roll your eyes all the time?”
ugly
